Need a Roommate, Need a Gun, Want to Kill Roommates, Actually Kill Roommates: A Twitter Tale
Hi, Meet Zac. He needs roommates pretty often.
Need roommate please
— Zac☭ (@Zac_Penton) December 2, 2012
WHAT THE FUCK I NEED A ROOMMATE. HELLO?
— Zac☭ (@Zac_Penton) March 2, 2013
Yeah still looking for a roommate over here.
— Zac☭ (@Zac_Penton) March 14, 2013
But maybe he’s a little weird to live with, I don’t know, just a guess.
Ever wanted to kill someone?
— Zac☭ (@Zac_Penton) February 1, 2013
srs lets go kill some1
— Zac☭ (@Zac_Penton) February 3, 2013
Time to buy a gun
— Zac☭ (@Zac_Penton) February 19, 2014
Let's hunt and kill people with Ebola. Gear up.
— Zac☭ (@Zac_Penton) October 16, 2014
Some pedestrian in Tempe straight up looked like he was gonna jump me at a red light on my bike. I need a gun.
— Zac☭ (@Zac_Penton) February 23, 2016
But wait, things might be turning around for Zac!
Holy shit buying a gun is so easy
— Zac☭ (@Zac_Penton) June 3, 2016
Hooray, he finally got that gun he’s been needing for all the killing he wants to do! Maybe some of his other issues will work out too!
I have like 5 people who want to be my roommate. Who will win?
— Zac☭ (@Zac_Penton) May 2, 2015
Look at that! His gun must have made him super popular. There’s now a competition to be his roommate!
I need 2 boxes of 9mm stat.
— Zac☭ (@Zac_Penton) August 16, 2016
Oh, I guess he forgot to buy the bullets when he bought his gun.
I need to move out of my place before I viciously murder my roommates
— Zac☭ (@Zac_Penton) August 20, 2016
Uh oh. Wait, Zac, what about the other people who were in line to be your roommates? Maybe call them.
Oh. Well played, America.