Author:
Cider

Halloween Pets: Never Not Adorable

Inspired by seeing this little guy somewhere on social media I thought, you know what our fans need? They need to see adorable cats and dogs in Halloween costumes! Yes, yes they do. So what follows is a collection of some of my favorites. (Why don’t I have any pictures of my cats in costumes?…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

Demi Lovato Steals Worst Week Award from Trump

Singer and champion tongue sticker outer (seriously look at the Demi Lovato Tongue gallery) has not had the best week, and apparently is reacting to the downturn by quitting everything and moving to someplace where there are no cameras or computers or magazines that ask her to do interviews that she agrees to doing.  It…

Author:
Sangfroid

Help! My vibrator has been hacked.

There is now an app for everything. A woman is suing a sex toy firm for tracking her… intimate moments. A girl walks into a bar, and goes up to the bartender and complains about ex-boyfriend and how she will never get laid again. The bartender looks at her and reaches under the counter and…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

Van Chat – Acadia Interviews Charlotte McKinney

Maybe some of you don’t remember what a good interviewer I am.  Here’s one I did with Milla Jovovich from way back in 2011. I really get these celebs to open up, you know? So then I decided to start a whole new feature where we kidnap celebs and interview them.  For the first ever…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

Finally! Satan Comes to School! Kind of!

You know how when your kids get out of school way before you get out of work because school is useless?  Well what are you gonna have them do for a couple hours before you have to give them rotisserie chicken while you are on a conference call with the boss and some jerk who…