Author:
Krylonoclast

Everybody has to Cross the River

To play, click the link below, then click the blue circle to start. The following rules apply: * Only 2 persons on the raft at a time. * The father cannot stay with any of the daughters, without their mother’s presence. * The mother cannot stay with any of the sons, without their father’s presence….

Author:
Acadia Einstein

Dirty Drawings Made Clean

This guy obviously has talent. The video shows him starting out making dirty drawings but then he makes them clean and cute. Since I love cartoon porn, I wish he left them the way they were in the first place. but I never get what I want. And I don’t mean the dicks, either. I…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

A Guide to Instant Messaging – Part One

Having one or more Instant Messaging programs can be an important, enriching part of your online life. But, poor choices can make what seemed like a fun, convenient way to chat into an life-ending nightmare. Well, maybe not life-ending, but at least annoying and possibly embarrassing. Here is the first part of an ongoing guide…

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Gallery

Shooting Stars are Shit–REALLY!

Who knew that shooting stars are poop? It kind of ruins the spectacular prettiness of them. And, you would think, they would be more common than they are. This reminds me of the time I learned (insert something magical being ordinary and being disappointed here). Video after the jump!

Author:
Acadia Einstein

Lazy but informative. That’s me!

Yep. I am lazy. But that doesn’t mean I can’t still give you quality crap to read or watch or lick or whatever you weirdos do with it. That’s right. This is me just mailing it in! I was gonna try to think of a movie review for a movie I hadn’t seen, but then…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

I don’t get it, but someone else might.

Did you ever hear someone humming a song and just KNOW you know it and it just drives you crazy?  So it bugs you all day and then you bother other people with it?  Humming to them like a moron while they stare at you blankly?  Well, in this story, I am the blankly staring guy. …

Author:
Evangeline

Baby Care for Morons

If you can’t read and know nothing about babies and end up having to care for one, this will prove very helpful. If you can read and aren’t a moron, this will make you laugh. It will make you laugh way too much, actually. In a mean, judging way. How to Not Kill an Infant