S#%$post

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Cider

This, folks is what we call a s#%$post. It’s just a bunch of crap I feel like telling you about. Ready?

First the Powerball drawing is tonight. (Is it Powerball or Power Ball? I can’t be bothered to find out.) Want to know how likely you are to win? Not very effing likely. Here’s an awesome infographic to show you.

There’s some billboard for a movie up that I had to ask people on G+ to explain to me, because despite the fact that I fancy myself to be down with emojis and interwebz speak, I am apparently a lame old person.

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Someone (or someones) sent a bag of d#$%s to the terrorists “occupying” federal property in Oregon, which makes me rather gleeful.

I actually have tried to find out how to send them stuff, or find an amazon wish list if it exists or something but I can find no such thing. So…. I guess the best I can do is give you the address to the refuge where they’re staying. I guess I don’t really understand why the USPS would deliver mail there, given that they are terrorists occupying federal land illegally… but maybe the local post office thinks delivering dildos there is funny. In which case, carry on, USPS, carry on.

Here is the address:

Malheur National Wildlife Refuge
36391 Sodhouse Lane
Princeton, OR 97721

So, send them a bag of gummy penises, or dildos, or, I don’t know, a bag of your dog’s poo. Whatever.

Prez O gave his SOTU address and apparently it was epic. Here is a transcript, but I like this excerpt:

When politicians insult Muslims, when a mosque is vandalized, or a kid bullied, that doesn’t make us safer. That’s not telling it like it is. It’s just wrong. It diminishes us in the eyes of the world. It makes it harder to achieve our goals. And it betrays who we are as a country.

I gotta go kiddos, Powerball drawing is happening. I’m in a pool at work and I bought my own. So, you know, there’s like a 1/10 chance I’m winning. #math

Cider
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I'm the President of Not Helping Acadia at this site, as well as Editor-in-Chief because none of these monkeys whacking on keyboards can spell. My username has now been explained, you're welcome. If you don't like me I don't care. Become a writer for the site and post your own garbage then, you plebe.

3 Comments

  1. Acadia Einstein
    January 14, 2016 at 2:03 am

    The chances for everyone are 50/50. What’s wrong with you?

    • Cider
      January 14, 2016 at 9:44 am

      I went to school in America. That’s all I can say.

  2. Joey “Grappling Hook” C
    January 14, 2016 at 10:50 am

    if they have the amazon receipts, they could return the dildos for a refund….

    as long as they don’t use them on each other….

    I would send them something totally useless..

    like credit to the Microsoft Windows phone store. get flabby birds for their Nokia Lumina

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