Stop Yelling at Charlotte McKinney!

Acadia Einstein

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I am going to post a video and I want you to listen to those mean photographers yelling at her.  Stand this way, that way, etc.  Look over your shoulder.  Bossy bossy bossy.  Then watch the camera guy zoom in on her feet.  Bunch of weirdos.

If I were there I would be silent.  And stealthy.  And I would probably have a special sun beam on my head and she would notice look at me and I would mouth the name of the site and she would not have any frigging clue what I said because saying the name of the site takes forever.  So then I would do that cool head nod thing and she would run over and give me her phone number.

So....lucky for the paparazzi that I don't live in L.A.  If I did - they would all be out of business because the stars would call me and tell me when they were going places.  Like how someone I work with saw Jay-Z and Beyonce in a pizza place in Brooklyn this weekend. But that is like, once in a lifetime. Seeing famous people in New York, I mean.  Rare rare rare.

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I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on Smashwords.com) and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Six years and counting....

4 Comments

  1. Cider
    CiderReply
    August 18, 2015 at 5:04 pm

    Why are they making such a fucking big deal about her sideboob? Do what you want, girlfriend.

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  2. Roger Sherman
    Roger ShermanReply
    August 18, 2015 at 11:24 pm

    This is a high quality post.

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  3. Acadia Einstein
    August 19, 2015 at 7:16 am

    @Cider: I never said sideboob. That was the other place.
    @RogerSherman: shut up

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  4. hoodchick
    August 22, 2015 at 9:27 pm

    The sideboob is nice, but the neckline on that dress is hideous.

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