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Strangeful Things is Back!

So it has been a couple months of tribulation but and the podcast are 100% back.  New look, and other than the one episode about the seven seas, it is all working perfectly.  So if you like spoopy and weird stuff and like listening to me be super right all the time, then this…


Boy Drinks World Indiegogo Giveaway!

My buddy Ram (rhymes with calm) makes this stuff called Serrano Cocktail Spice.  What is it?  Well, I call it ketchup for beer but apparently that is not a good explanation.  But since this is my site I am sticking with it.  You add a few drops of it into whatever you are drinking and…


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