I hate Kirsten Dunst’s little wizard teeth. I know that I’m not alone in this assessment. I also know that the shitty people who care about Hollywood (that’s what I call the people with really popular gossip blogs) seem to really have it in for her for other reasons. I don’t know what they are, cause nobody ever asks me to come to their fancy Hollywood parties.
But Kirsten is OK in my book now. She can do whatever she wants. I’ll talk to her on the phone. I’ll say she’s pretty. I’ll even punch people who say she isn’t. Because of the video after the jump. Because of how purely and wonderfully UNNECESSARY the video is. Didn’t need to be made (but it was, by McG, who is either a famous director or a Death Row Records Happy Meal Prize) and probably was hard to get together. Someone had to call Kirsten Dunst and ask if she wanted to dress up as an anime chick and dance around Tokyo in a remake of Turning Japanese by the Vapors. And she had to say yes. And fly there. And then make the video. How MANY things could have been done that were more constructive? Well, so many that it would suck to count them. So let’s count some things that would be LESS necessary and probably not as awesome.
- Cars that could comfortably fit penguins, and that could be driven by those same penguins.
- A sensor that you wear on your belt that rings really loud exactly 4 minutes before you are going to have explosive diarrhea. And then counts down every thirty seconds until you have the explosive diarrhea. And it’s never wrong.
- Mittens that you can fill with milk, in case you want milk while you are wearing them.
- A cereal called: filibusters
- This whole website (wait, fuck you!)
- A steak that tastes like lettuce.
Now see the video after the jump! BTW – it has some background pics of anime titties in it (but no tentacles!) so i guess it is technically NSFW (sissies).
Have you ever looked at the comments on a site and some people have little avatars next to their names and other people just have a head with a question mark on it? Or worse yet, a blue haired anime chick getting it from behind? Well, the people who don’t have cool little avatars are the ones that have taken the 30 seconds it takes to get a Gravatar.
Basically, the gravatar is a an avatar that gets used by lots of sites and is tied to your email address. So if you go to http://en.gravatar.com/site/signup, drop in your email address and put up a pic. Then, any site you go to that uses them will display it when you use your email address (which pretty much all sites require anyway) to post a comment. It’s a lot better than the lame default Question Mark Head guy. Although I do admit that the anime girl gettin’ it is pretty cool.
So make a comment using your email address – if you get the anime girl, then head over to the gravatar site, then come back and test it out. It spiffs up the posts, and you get bonus points (at least from me) if your gravatar has a boob in it.