Jaime Chung is the hottest famous actress you’ve probably never heard of. That’s where we come in and provide a valuable public service! Allow me to fill you in. Ms Chung was born in San Francisco to Korean parents, studied economics at UC Riverside, and found herself working at a sports bar in San Diego when the casting crew for MTV’s Real World came through in 2004. She landed the gig, and unlike other cast members was able to use it as a launching pad for a successful acting career rather than a temporary cash infusion to buy booze and coke with. She appeared in Days of our Lives, CSI, and Veronica Mars, and later in movies like Sorority Row and Hangover: Part 2. She earned her nerd cred by appearing in Dragonball Evolution and lending her voice to X-Men: Destiny and the video game Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3. Just last week she had a series picked up by NBC, so it looks like we’ll be seeing a lot more of her in the years to come! She’s beautiful, talented, dangerous (trained in martial arts), and at the top of her game. What more could you ask for? An incredible bikini body? She’s got that, too. The proof is in the pics. Keep an eye out for her this fall on prime time, and enjoy the gallery in the meantime!
For this week’s Bikini Sunday I thought it fitting to feature Ms. Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom. Nadya gained celebrity status after birthing octuplets and maintained her D-list fame with her subsequent bat-excrement crazy antics. She’s done a porn video, gotten plastic surgery, allegedly trashed several residences, and is being investigated for welfare fraud. But, at the end of the day, she looks pretty good for a woman that’s given birth to 14 children! Yes, 14. And in case anyone’s wondering, in the state of California you can make up to $119k and still collect welfare with a brood of that size. So without further ado here’s Octomom in all her glory. Enjoy. And of course I had to throw in that infamous pregnancy pic. You’re welcome. Go hug your mothers and I’ll see you next week.
Editor’s note, Princess Peach may be fired again. >_<
Hey! Look! It’s Cinco de Mayo! So just like everyone else on the Internet I am featuring a Mexican in my post for the day. Fergie (the Mexican one, not the drunk English ex-princess one). Technically only one of her great grandmother’s was Mexican but it counts because I am super lazy and if i picked an actual Mexican they might have had one of those weird squiggles over one of the letters and no way am I buying a whole new keyboard just so you pervs can get grammatically correct bikini pics. So instead you get these. And that’s not a bad deal at all!
Every week when I sit down to write my post I have a moment where I’m conflicted between featuring a famous actress/celebrity whose name will garner me lots of search engine hits, and a lesser known individual who I think my “readers” (I use that term loosely) will enjoy. This week I couldn’t help but go for the less famous but stunningly beautiful Emilia Attias (Sorry Acadia) (You’re welcome, everybody else!). Emilia is a 26 year old actress, dancer, model and TV host born in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Her first foray into fame was back in 2001 when she was cast in a Levi’s ad. Since then most of her popularity has been on Argentinian TV. Basically, we’re getting shafted here in the states. Not only is she insanely easy on the eyes, but she can rock any look from bohemian rasta with her long blonde dreadlocks, to old Hollywood glamour with shorter dark waves. There’s even some photos where I swear she’s channeling a young Pat Benetar. You can look at 10 pictures of her and each one looks like a completely different, yet equally gorgeous girl. And whatever the look du jour is, she owns it 100%! I absolutely love her and hope to see more of her soon. Am I alone in this? Set me straight here!
Do you remember Keri Russell? She shot to fame in the late 90′s for her role on the WB show Felicity. Viewers were enamored with her and her crazy curly hair. Or maybe it was just her crazy curly hair because ratings dropped dramatically after she chopped it off. It’s even rumored that she inspired a clause in future WB contracts forbidding actresses to change their hair without express permission. Anyways, she’s all grown up now and has a couple of kids, and then out of nowhere she pops up on a magazine cover looking absolutely fierce. And of course we’re here to bring it to your attention. I do wish she’d let her hair go curly again though. In all the recent pictures I found of her it’s been tamed down and wavy at best. Oh, and I always thought she was the Noxzema girl! I just learned today that that was actually Rebecca Gayheart. Working for the Gallery is educational! Who would have thought? Completely unrelated, I also learned last week that Mork and Mindy is a spinoff of Happy Days. So my little mind is pretty much blown and I don’t think I can take much more this week. So go ahead and tell me something else I don’t know in the comments below, I dare you! Do it!
Since tonight is Game of Thrones night I thought it might be nice to give Princess Peach a night off and do a post on Lena Headey who plays Queen Marmalade or whatever. Her son is a cruel little weirdo and considering he is an incest baby (she boinks her brother for some reason) it is mostly her fault so it is really no wonder that she is so crabby all the time. But not as crabby as Eva was when she was helping me find pics. It seems Ms. Headey is allergic to bathing suits.
Seriously. We have naked, vinyl and underwear in the gallery below and a tank top in the banner, but apparently when she goes to be beach she only wears dresses and pantsuits and stuff. Weird. I mean, she is still hot, but I am not sure I can trust someone who won’t wear a garment that comes with built in underwear. Plus if she wanted to date me I would have to find out if she had a hot brother in real life. I’m very suspicious now….