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You are probably wondering why I’m giving away yogurt without making fun of it.  Well, it’s because of childhood obesity.  I mean I want it to not be.  Some kids are too obese.  Recently, Dannon Danimals® launched a national initiative called Rally for Recess.  Five schools have the opportunity to win new playground equipment worth $20,000.  And that will buy a lot of…parachutes and those red kick balls and whatever else they give kids to exercise with.  Now through February 8, 2012 purchasers can find codes on Danimals® packaging and enter and register their school online. The top school in each of the five categories (based on size) with the most codes registered wins! (official rules).

Now, I am not getting compensated for this (I must be doing it wrong) but I do get to give away a six pack of the yogurt or a… *does that looking down my nose at the paper like I can’t see it*…soccer ball and a draw-string bag that say Danimals® on them.  If it were me, I wouldn’t know what to pick.  Can’t eat a soccer ball…can only kick yogurt a few times.  But what you win is your problem.  All I have to do is find out which one of you win it.  So from now until September 23rd (at night sometime) if you leave a comment in this post you are entered.  I would PREFER that your comment include an alternative way for kids to stay skinny (make dogs chase them, shake weights, etc.) but I can’t force you.  But think about this kid and realize that you need to help save these kids, regardless of how funny they are.

So good luck.  If you have a school in your neighborhood, check out the contest.  And if you don’t then you must be some weird creep so just keep walkin’.

Update – this was won by “got3kids”

I was in no way compensated for this post.  The prize was supplied by Dannon.

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Name the city, win the tickets.  Two tickets to Final Destination 5 good for any theater chain except AMC.  And go! Update!  Someone won these.

And when Podcaturday is up, there is a way for you to win the last pair, so check back!  WIN WIN WIN! Update – the show is up and nobody won yet!


Congrats to JD for correctly guessing last game’s Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac. Now we have another song AND an prize.  That’s right.  Whoever guesses the song and artist first will win a couple of FREE tickets to see Final Destination 5.  That’s right.  FREE!  And they are good nationwide through Sept. 12th for any theater chain except AMC.  And who wants to go to AMC?  That’s the place where the murder was (I heard).

First one to get it right wins the tickets.  Everyone else wins points!

I have a special pic for you today.  Normally what I do here is to post a funny picture and put a witty caption on it.  This time, I’m going post a picture, but I want YOU to caption it.  Don’t worry, it’s not for nothing.  If I pick your caption as the winner, you’ll receive two free tickets to see Final Destination 5!  These tickets are good nationwide through Sept. 12th at all theater chains except AMC Theaters.   I’ll pick a winner at 11:30pm tomorrow.  You can enter as many times as you like.  Make sure you use your real email address or I won’t be able to contact you for your mailing address.  Alright, hit the jump and get to captioning! Good luck!

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