Alright, let’s get real. We all know that Halloween provides the ladies with a great excuse to, well, for lack of a better phrase, skank it up in a skimpy costume. At the end of October, the countryside is overrun with hordes of scantily clad catwomen, busty nurses, Jessica Rabbits and slutty witches. I suspect that without our need to dress in horrendous, inappropriate outfits at least once a year, the vinyl, sequin, spandex and acrylic wig industries might all collapse.
Although the ladies tend to dominate the tasteless costume scene, this doesn’t mean that the men should be left out of all this fun. Gentlemen, let’s not forget that Halloween is a chance for you to demonstrate your right to bare arms (and bare chests and bare legs). There are a multitude of sexy costume choices available to you. Don’t tell me you’ve never wanted to rock the shirtless firefighter look, or dress up like a gladiator and run around yelling, “This is Sparta!”
I only have one recommendation if you’re planning to try out one of the sexier costume choices this year. Before you head out to that costume party, talk to your buddies and discuss your costume choices. The last thing you want is to show up looking like a crowd of rejects from the Village People.
It’s that time again. The time in which I give all the best posts of the year the Statler and Waldorf treatment. Unless they were mine, of course. We had some interesting things happen this year. Vange, who was the co-founder of this site along with Acadia, has sadly moved on to other things. We also got hit with some nasty malware or something, and it about killed the site. That’s what Acadia gets for hiring Paul Blart as security for the site. Then Acadia scored a sweet deal with an ad company that would have brought in some cash. So, it’s only natural that we would end up getting dropped by the ad company due to a snag in the mine.
Not all the stories from this year are bad. Speaking of the mine, it’s been redesigned. Give it a look and let us know what you think. Additionally, I’m pretty sure this was the most successful year the Gallery has ever had. StumbleUpon became our best friend and sent a ton of hits our way. Thank you to all who stumbled us. Keep it up and there may be some loot in it for you in the future. Or an erotic fiction story from Acadia.
We have two new awesome writers. Cramsey and Wood Rabbit. Since they just joined us in December, they didn’t make either of the top 10 lists, but you can be sure you’ll be seeing them on 2012′s list. If they decide to stick around, that is.
I guess it’s time to get down to business. If you don’t remember how I did it last year, I made two lists, one for multiple picture posts and one for single posts. The reason for doing it like this is that on multiple picture posts, it counts each picture view as a hit. That makes it a little hard to compare it to stuff with all it’s content on one page. OK, hit the jump and we’ll get started with the lists!
I was all ready to be done with Halloween. The decorations have been taken down and the leftover trick or treating candy is about gone. Then, this video fell in my lap, and it is too funny not to share. So, consider this a farewell to Halloween for the 2011 season. It was a good one, and congrats to Gena, who won the costume contest.
The Gallery’s costume contest is in full swing, folks, and this year’s prizes are the best we’ve ever had. It would behoove you to enter. What’s that you say? You can’t come up with any good ideas? Fear not. I thought that might be a problem, so I gathered a few pics to help get your creative juices flowing. I also threw in some pics of dogs in costume. You know, just in case you haven’t figured out how to make your canine companion miserable this Halloween.
Are you ready for Halloween? Have you got your costume ready? How about your dog’s costume? What’s that? You don’t have a costume for your dog? How dare you? Why on earth would you leave man’s best friend out of such a momentous occasion? Don’t you think it makes him sad when you leave him out of things? How many more questions do you think I can ask before I get to the picture of a dog in a costume? One? Two? What’s that? I’m cheating with the one word questions? Did you write the question counting rules? You didn’t, did you? Why don’t you just go look at the picture?