You might think that I forgot that the Gallery is the number one place on the internet to see pics of celebrity tongues. Well I didn’t. I’m just lazy and with all the staff changes and turmoil and whatnot I sort of need to pick up the pace.
So I am going to do things a little differently. I’m going to show you the pics over here and then put them in the picture area. Why? 1: It is cheap way to make more posts. B. It makes it easier for me to remember to do it. 3: I need to get more people on the tongue fetish bandwagon. Think about it, I am willing to bet that there are more tongues than there are elbows in the world.
For someone to get their tongue cut out I think you have to either be guilty of badmouthing the Pope or have a secret the mob doesn’t want you to tell. But losing an elbow? That probably happens to people all the time. Arms get chopped off, folks. It’s a tough world. Think of all the dangerous places people drop their phones now. Like, I bet the number of chopped off arms has skyrocketed since the iPhone came out. You drop a $600 iPhone into a some big, gear-filled machine, you can bet you will be reaching in there to get it.
Where was I? Oh, right, tongues vs. elbows. This is my case for you people to drop your perverted elbow fetishes and get on the tongue bandwagon. Let’s go! Pics after the jump.
The following pics contain the pics I made to go with the first round of my “who has the best chest” tournament I am running over on Google Plus. Here are the brackets and the seeds. Go vote in the comments if you want.
|Class A||Class C|
|Class B||Class D|
Are you a Twilight fan? If so, go hit a petting zoo with your sensitive sparkly boy-toy, because this movie is not for you. Meanwhile, all you fans of vampires and werewolves the way they were meant to be (ie. 30 Days of Night, The Howling, etc.) check out the new Underworld movie.
It’s that time again. The time in which I give all the best posts of the year the Statler and Waldorf treatment. Unless they were mine, of course. We had some interesting things happen this year. Vange, who was the co-founder of this site along with Acadia, has sadly moved on to other things. We also got hit with some nasty malware or something, and it about killed the site. That’s what Acadia gets for hiring Paul Blart as security for the site. Then Acadia scored a sweet deal with an ad company that would have brought in some cash. So, it’s only natural that we would end up getting dropped by the ad company due to a snag in the mine.
Not all the stories from this year are bad. Speaking of the mine, it’s been redesigned. Give it a look and let us know what you think. Additionally, I’m pretty sure this was the most successful year the Gallery has ever had. StumbleUpon became our best friend and sent a ton of hits our way. Thank you to all who stumbled us. Keep it up and there may be some loot in it for you in the future. Or an erotic fiction story from Acadia.
We have two new awesome writers. Cramsey and Wood Rabbit. Since they just joined us in December, they didn’t make either of the top 10 lists, but you can be sure you’ll be seeing them on 2012′s list. If they decide to stick around, that is.
I guess it’s time to get down to business. If you don’t remember how I did it last year, I made two lists, one for multiple picture posts and one for single posts. The reason for doing it like this is that on multiple picture posts, it counts each picture view as a hit. That makes it a little hard to compare it to stuff with all it’s content on one page. OK, hit the jump and we’ll get started with the lists!
I almost forgot Bikini Sunday…again. It was about 10:30 on Saturday night when I remembered I hadn’t written the post. And the only reason I remembered is because Boss Man IMd me. I honestly think all the late nights and lack of sleep are beginning to get to me. I suspect that one of these days my brain will completely shut down and then what will Acadia do?
This week the Man of Mystery actually helped me pick a chick because I couldn’t think of anyone and JD is slacking in our BS partnership. I must have a word with him about that.
So this week’s bikini eye candy is Kate Beckinsale. And it’s not hard to see why. She’s hot! I’m a girl, and I can admit it. So guys, feast your eyes upon her in her skimpy bikinis. But don’t stare for too long. You may go cross-eyed.
I don’t mean to do false advertising on this but the set of pics below does not feature Kate Beckinsale in the orange bikini. They feature her in a different bikini with blonde hair and a giant hat. There also might be one other random pic of her in a bikini but if there is it’s not my fault. I don’t think this woman has any clothes. I searched for Kate Beckinsale Bikini and for the first time in history I got a page with no porn in it. It was JUST pics of Kate Beckinsale in bikinis. She needs to be in a movie once in a while so she can bring the wardrobe home and have something else to wear.
Actually maybe that explains why she stopped making those vampire movies. All that leather was probably pretty sweaty. I have no idea if she has ever been in any other movies but I assume she must have been cause she has enough money to do nothing but go swimming every day. Actually, It was just today that I found that her name isn’t Beckinsdale. I don’t know what she did with that D that obviously belongs in her off-putting name, but based on her outfits she must be hiding it somewhere very intimate.