It’s that time again. The time in which I give all the best posts of the year the Statler and Waldorf treatment. Unless they were mine, of course. We had some interesting things happen this year. Vange, who was the co-founder of this site along with Acadia, has sadly moved on to other things. We also got hit with some nasty malware or something, and it about killed the site. That’s what Acadia gets for hiring Paul Blart as security for the site. Then Acadia scored a sweet deal with an ad company that would have brought in some cash. So, it’s only natural that we would end up getting dropped by the ad company due to a snag in the mine.
Not all the stories from this year are bad. Speaking of the mine, it’s been redesigned. Give it a look and let us know what you think. Additionally, I’m pretty sure this was the most successful year the Gallery has ever had. StumbleUpon became our best friend and sent a ton of hits our way. Thank you to all who stumbled us. Keep it up and there may be some loot in it for you in the future. Or an erotic fiction story from Acadia.
We have two new awesome writers. Cramsey and Wood Rabbit. Since they just joined us in December, they didn’t make either of the top 10 lists, but you can be sure you’ll be seeing them on 2012′s list. If they decide to stick around, that is.
I guess it’s time to get down to business. If you don’t remember how I did it last year, I made two lists, one for multiple picture posts and one for single posts. The reason for doing it like this is that on multiple picture posts, it counts each picture view as a hit. That makes it a little hard to compare it to stuff with all it’s content on one page. OK, hit the jump and we’ll get started with the lists!
Maya Sieber Ice Road Trucker
Never let it be said that if something is mildly successful that it won’t be copied over and over again. Given the success of introducing their first female character, Lisa Kelly, the History Channel decided to find the prettiest truck driver they could find. It must have taken a long time. I bet it would have been easier to find a halfway decent looking girl and teach her to drive a truck. Why? Because good looking people don’t have to take shitty jobs unless they are teenagers or in witness protection.
Don’t believe me? Well, when is the last time you said: “Look how hot that janitor is!” or “put down that bag of Whoppers, take off that headset and kiss me!”? Never? Exactly. May Sieber seems to have all of her teeth and the fact that she has been driving a truck for three whole years means one of two things. 1: She will die pretty quickly. 2: It’s not all that hard to drive on the ice roads. Given the fact that I have been watching the show for a long time and I haven’t seen anyone die or even get hurt makes me think this is a scam.
That will work out well for Maya Sieber. I’m sure that she’ll have a great time hauling loads all over the Great White North. And just to make sure we talk about equality for a minute: this whole thing is stupid. Girls should not do that job. Just like men should not be nurses, women should not drive truck. I know this because I would be a great truck driver which means it is a gross job. So stay tuned to this space for updates on how Maya is doing. Hopefully there won’t be an accident or a gang bang or an accidental gang bang. I hope it is just: she drove to this place and gave the people there some chips. Or a pipe. Or a pool table. I don’t know what they need. Watch the video after the jump and shut up.