It is about time that I got all the way around to Biggie. I guess I could have waited. Wasn’t like he’s going anywhere (too soon?). But he was awesome and deserves to be in. And I used this song out of the bazillions I could have picked for a few reasons:
- “Guess that’s why they broke and you so paid” is the best piece of American writing since “Isn’t it pretty to think so.”
- Puff Daddy looks like he is 19
- The ridiculousness of trying to catch a boat with a helicopter. Nobody goes fishing with a parrot. And no, don’t tell me about all the birds that catch fish. I don’t need your “facts” messing up my jokes professor kill joy.
- The ridiculous of driving backwards in a car for like an hour while getting chased buy a bunch of motorcycles and a Hummer. Why would you not have time to turn around front ways? Or just stop and drive the other way? Then the motorcycles would have had to drive backwards and I think that is impossible. Poor planning like that is prolly why Biggie got killed. If his security details go to move was “drive backwards” he never had a chance.
TLC was a good group. I guess you can’t call them a band cause they didn’t play any instruments? I dunno. But they sort of ruled over the 90′s as a trio of saucy yummy little sort of singer rappers. Well Left Eye, the one who died, rapped. The others I guess just sang? And…undulated. Check out the video after the jump. Undulation city. And it also highlights the pinnacle of 90′s video making style. Put reflective clothing on people, use a fish eye lens and undulate until someone sends you a check. Worked for Puff Daddy. Hey, what happened to Ma$e? Think he’s p$$ed that Ke$ha stole his gimmick?
Oh, btw – I was never a scrub. I always had a car, and even if I lived with my mom, our mansion was so big that she never knew I was there. So hear that Chili? Come over here and undulate. Not you T-Boz. You scare me a li’l bit. As usual, video and lyrics after the jump. Oh, and sorry that apparently people think it is fine to let you go to youtube to see a video but make sure all the ones you can embed have to be shitty quality and censored! If only I had a buddy in Bulgaria, he could do well hosting copyrighted shit over there…