It is Oscar night and Princess Peach is not around. I assume she is at a fancy party sipping drinks and cheering for whoever she wants to win best cinematography or sound editing. And while she is gone, Eva Halloween and I are in charge of posting up some bikinis. If we hurry it will still be Sunday!
We thought it would be fun to post up bikini pics of every best actress winner from the 90s and the 2000s. We didn’t get them all but we did pretty well. And the 2000s really whipped the 90s butt.
[Speaking of butts, hey there, Reese Witherspoon. - Eva]
Demi Lovato decided she wanted to make her arm look like she had accidentally leaned on some red hot wind chimes. And there must not be many tattoo people in L.A. because she was forced to go to the Hitler tattoo girl Kat Von D who stole trashy punk Jesse James from Sandra Bullock.
So I guess the lesson here is that Sandra Bullock is clearly winning.
Another year has come and gone and I would like to take the time now to look at the year here at the Gallery. I went through our site’s stats and picked out the top hit-getting posts published this year. It wasn’t quite as simple as I thought it would be. You see, when we make posts with multiple pictures in it, the site counts each picture view as a hit. So, it’d be kind of hard to compare a post like that to a post with all its content on a single page. I solved this problem by making two separate top 15 lists. I made one for the multiple picture posts and one for the single posts. Just hop the jump and we’ll get started!
Here she is in some dumb Spike TV thing. She should run for office right now. She’d win. She could get a new TV show that consisted of her hitting a baby with a kitten and it would be the highest rated show in history. I bet if she told people to stop the oil leak they would stop fucking around and do it. Maybe she should do that.
I have been monitoring this “Jesse James the Idiot Cheats on Sandra Bullock with White Power Tattoo Hooker” thing and have noticed that pretty much everyone is on Sandra Bullock’s side. My unscientific survey shows that most women feel bad for Sandra Bullock and most men don’t want to fuck a girl who looks like a coloring book.
Except Jesse James does. And Sandra knew it. She knew it because of his first wife, porn star Janine Lindemulder. Janine was even in a custody battle with Bullock and James over her kid (video below). Yeah, the porn star’s kid. What chance does that kid have? And especially now? Sandra better like, paint the kid gold and pretend she won two Oscars when the cops come looking for the poor little nipper. It’s the only chance the child has.
Check out the pics after the jump and tell me which person does not belong in there. I mean, really. Sandra Bullock might do things to my pants, but she can’t make some tattoo moron stop liking other tattoo idiots. Also, Sandra….call me.