Scarlett Johansson and Her Boobs Star in “Lucy”

Set to release on July 25th, Scarlett Johansson has reached a whole new level of bad ass with Lucy, a sci-fi thriller about the dangers of being a drug mule. Okay…not really.. Obviously being a drug mule is dangerous and most people know that they are smuggling illegal substances in their bowels. With Lucy it’s different. She…

ESP: Scarlett Johansson

Making Scarlett Johansson our latest “Every Single Picture” means that we will have to keep revisiting her since she isn’t dead and will presumably make more movies.  And as she started so young, the transformation should be pretty cool over time.  Looking are her right now, it’s tough to imagine that she’s been acting for…

The Top Two Lists of Top 10 Posts of 2012

Well, it’s the end of a year and the beginning of another.  Time for me to take stock of the year that was here at the Gallery and then ridicule it mercilessly.  If you’d like to see how things shook out in 2010 or 2011, just click those links.  Holy crap, I’ve been here for…

Jessica Biel Wants Her Husband to Give Her a Job

You know what stinks?  We don’t get to do enough interviews.  I mean, I yell questions at people all the time and pretend I don’t know how to get to Golden Corral and ask people and record their answers but it isn’t the same.  Apparently places like “Us Magazine” get to do interviews.  They did…

Scarlett Johansson Makes a Huge Mistake

You might have seen this pic already (some of us have jobs, you know) but here is Scarlett Johansson showing off the tattoo she got from some fancy artist Fuzi Uvtpk in France.  I didn’t know Fuzi Uvtpk was a French name but we all know I’m an uncultured doof so I’m sure it is. …

The Avengers – A Review

I really don’t want to spoil this movie for anyone. Well, at least not the very end part (stay until after the credits).  The rest of it is sort of, eh?  What would I really be spoiling?  It isn’t like Iron Man is going to die.  These are franchises they are working from here.  These…

Bikini Sunday – Healthy Competition

The following pics contain the pics I made to go with the first round of my “who has the best chest” tournament I am running over on Google Plus.  Here are the brackets and the seeds.  Go vote in the comments if you want. Class A Class C Natalie Portman Milla Jovovich Keira Knightley Kristen…