snow
The weather has been pretty bad around here the last few days. The roads have pretty much been giant sheets of ice, thus making traveling anywhere pretty dangerous. While being stuck at home is likely driving the more lively and social people absolutely nuts, I never go out anyway unless I’m going to work, so it doesn’t seem like much has changed for me. However, seeing as how travel is almost impossible, I can’t even go to work. Luckily, I work at a place in which I have all the means to do my job from home. So, for the last two days, that’s what I’ve been doing. I have to say, it’s pretty great. Aside from not having to worry about changing out of my pajamas, interacting with annoying co-workers, or even bathing, I’ve also been able to take full advantage of the rare (I live in the south) weather conditions. It had been a long time since I last made a snowman, but for the last two days, it’s been my mission to make the most awesome snowman that’s ever been made. I think I may have done it. Check it out after the jump.
I’ve got a double shot for you today. I found two pics of dogs in similar predicaments and couldn’t decide which to use, so you’ll get them both.
For those of you who live where it snows heavily during the winter, you probably already know the answer to what the title of today’s post means to imply. As for the rest of you, get ready for a laugh.
You may or may not have already been snowed in this year. I’m here today to help you with the next time it happens. It’s all about being prepared, people. If you’ve been diligent when it comes to stocking booze, the next time it snows it’s going to be like God putting a fully functional freezer right outside your door. Need to see how it’s done? Have a look after the jump.
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I know that times seem tough. Obama is probably gonna take away your health care, or give you some, or something. Haiti is all fucked up (but to be fair, they were fucked up before, so I sort of think this could sort of incite people to buy Haiti and turn it into something other than Haiti). Make sure you go to the Red Cross and donate money cause those lazy Red Crossians are always looking for a hand out.
But this is supposed to be GOOD news! So. You know who isn’t dead, and as far as I know was not in Haiti this week? Snow! That’s right. The only white Jamaican/Canadian rapper guy ever is probably alive and well. So let’s just sit back and listen to Informer. And read the lyrics. And say Licky boom boom down. A lot
You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blame
A licky boom-boom down
‘Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down
Police-a them-a they come and-a they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on I reach my destination
Well the destination reached in down-a East detention
Where they whip down me pants look up me bottom
[CHORUS]
Bigger they are they think they have more power
There on the phone me say that on hour
Me for want to use it once and-a me call me lover
Lover who me callin’-a the one Tammy
And me love her in my heart down to my belly-a
Yes say Daddy Me Snow me I feel cool and deadly
Yes the one MC Shan and the one Daddy Snow
Together we-a love ‘em(?) as a tornado
[CHORUS]
Listen to me ya better listen for me now
Listen to me ya better listen for me now
When-a me rock-a the microphone, me rock on steady-a
Yes-a Daddy Me Snow me are the article don
But the in an a-out (?) a dance an they say, “Where ya come from?”
People them say I come from Jamaica
But me born and raised in Etobicoke I want ya to know-a
Pure black people man thats all I man know
Yeah me shoes are-a tear up an-a my toes used to show-a
Where me-a born in-a the one Toronto
[CHORUS]
Come with a nice young lady
Intelligent, yes she gentle and irie
Everywhere me go me never lef’ her at all-ie
Yes-a Daddy Snow me are the roam dance man-a
Roam between-a dancin’ in-a in-a nation-a
You never know say Daddy Me Snow me are the boom shakata
Me never lay-a down flat in-a one cardboard box-a
Yes-a Daddy Me Snow me-a go reachin’ out da top
[CHORUS]
Why would he? [repeat]
[MC Shan:]
Me sittin round cool with my jiggy jiggy girl
Police knock my door, lick up my pal
Rough me up and I cant do a thing
Pick up my line when my telephone ring
Take me to the station, black up my hands
Trail me down ’cause I’m hanging with the Snowman
What an I gonna do, I’m backed and I’m trapped
Smack me in my face, took all of my gap
They have no clues and they wanna get warmer
But Shan won’t turn informer
[CHORUS]