Acadia’s out of town this week. It’s the perfect time to misbehave and post things he’ll probably delete when he sees. So, without further ado, I present to you the best mascot ever created: Mr. Balls. Mr. Balls is an anti-testicular cancer mascot for a Brazilian non profit organization, and yes, he is exactly what you think he is. You’ve been warned.
In other news, Rihanna was photographed last night giving birth on stage to a full grown person (or possibly just a demon hand). Although some have previously questioned the young star’s readiness for pregnancy and motherhood, Rihanna was rumored to be excited by the news, stating that she was looking forward to being kicked from the inside for a change.
I was going to link up to some of my favorite past SG material from Japan, but once I entered the country in the search bar up at the top of the page, I remembered just how much we like to post about them. So, I’ll just pick out a few of my favorites, like this Star Wars tuna commercial, this CD cover, or the time Kirsten Dunst ran around Japan making a video for “Turning Japenese” for some unknown reason. Not good enough? OK, try the turning poo into food post then. Need more? I’ll do the heavy lifting for you. Japan. Click it.
Anyway, the reason I’m waxing nostalgic about Japan is that I’ve come across another gem from our favorite country. This is a commercial from the ’80s in which Robocop emerges from a TV, eats some fried chicken, and then tries to hump a refrigerator. Check it out after the jump.
The title pretty much says it all here. I don’t think I really need to say anything else. I’m not sure I can say anything else. This SFW trailer left me speechless. I…I just…I don’t know if I want to live on this planet any more.
I recently came across the greatest painting I’ve ever seen. I don’t know who the artist is, or how the painting came to rest at an ice cream parlor, but I don’t think any of that matters. What matters is that this painting depicts Larry Bird drinking a milkshake while sitting around with a texting, cigarette smoking Skeletor. I don’t think I need to go on. Just click the jump to witness the glory.
See, I’m watching an auction on eBay, and it’s for a pretty pricey item. I guess you could say I have a taste for the luxurious. So, if any of you could spare some cash, I’d very much appreciate it. The Monopoly money that Acadia pays me for the work I do here isn’t going to help in this case. I need the real deal. Have a look at the item I’m bidding on after the jump. And don’t you dare try to undercut me at the last minute, either. I will hunt you down and pee in your garden.