The Best Painting Ever

I recently came across the greatest painting I’ve ever seen.  I don’t know who the artist is, or how the painting came to rest at an ice cream parlor, but I don’t think any of that matters.  What matters is that this painting depicts Larry Bird drinking a milkshake while sitting around with a texting, cigarette smoking Skeletor.  I don’t think I need to go on.  Just click the jump to witness the glory.

  1. This is the best painting of all time. They should paint this on top of other paintings.

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  2. I think it’s racist.

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  3. You should get this as a tat Acadia!

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  4. Why do you hate Amurka?

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  5. Speechless with awe.

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  6. It is a travesty that this is not painted on velvet.

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  7. Completely unrealistic. Like Skeletor and Larry Bird would even have anything to talk about.

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    • Obviously they don’t have anything to talk about. That’s why Skeletor is looking uncomfortable and doing the “now that I’m looking at my phone, how soon can I make an excuse to leave? Maybe fabricate a babysitting emergency? Did I use that one on him last time? Or was that with Johnson?”

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  8. Clearly a lost DaVinci masterpiece.

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  9. Okay, the message is clear, but the art itself is not impressive to me. Niether does it have any visible elements of racism. Really? Who the hell can look at this and see racism?Do we know what race Death is? Whatever!

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    • It said being on topic was not required. After all death is depicted as a busy, Newport smoking, texting “Dark person”. <das raciss. Plus. Ginger Larry is a subconscious "Wendy" enjoying a frosty milkshake. Not all white people like milkshakes. das raciss.

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    • Cornmeal

      Have you two seriously never heard of Skeletor? This makes me very sad.

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  10. They’re obviously doing a “strangers on a plane deal”. Skeletor takes out Johnson and Bird takes out He-man. Skeletor is going through his phone to find a pic of He-man since Bird has no clue what the dude looks like.

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  11. I am glad we can have serious conversations about art.

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