Today in History with Eva Halloween: Carnival

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Rio Carnival
Today Rio de Janeiro is in the final moments of planning this year’s massive weekend-long party to celebrate Carnival.  Ordinarily, I would school you kids on some interesting trivia or the history behind Carnival, but you know, it’s been a long week already, and I’m not entirely sure how to get from “the Lenten period of the Liturgical year Church calendar” to “semi-nude Samba party” in 300 words or less.  Plus, Acadia says I haven’t met my monthly Gallery quota of fart jokes and sexy chick pictures, so why don’t we all just enjoy this collection of smoking hot dancers in Carnival costumes?   Oh, and feel free to add your own explanation of Brazilian Carnival and/or fart jokes in the comments, kids.  We’re here TO LEARN.

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  1. Acadia
    February 6, 2013 at 3:11 pm

    This post is very well farted. A PLUS!

    • Eva Halloween
      February 6, 2013 at 3:35 pm

      Sheesh. THAT’S THE BEST YOU CAN DO?

      • sellergrendesign
        February 6, 2013 at 4:12 pm

        I think it went like a breeze.

        • Eva Halloween
          February 7, 2013 at 12:07 am

          I give you a 7 for content and a 10 for effort.

  2. Brendan O'donnell
    February 6, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    Loved it . All Eva’s are just sooo NICE. Well done sexi Eva baby !!!!?

    • Eva Halloween
      February 10, 2013 at 11:14 am

      I have a different butt for every costume.

  3. Eva Halloween
    February 6, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    I see “joke” might be too advanced. Feel free to just say things about farts, folks.

    He who detected it, ejected it.

  4. angie potter
    angie potterReply
    February 6, 2013 at 11:57 pm

    I need to go to Rio so I can see how they manage to fart glitter for Carnival.

    • Eva Halloween
      February 7, 2013 at 1:05 am

      They are Samba dancers, not UNICORNS.

  5. alex
    alexReply
    February 7, 2013 at 12:31 am

    Mr. O’Donnell stole the words right out of my mouth! Except I also would have made a gratuitous reference to farting in an effort to fit in.

    • Eva Halloween
      February 10, 2013 at 11:15 am

      I see what you did there.

  6. Cornmeal
    CornmealReply
    February 8, 2013 at 10:03 pm

    Butts

    • Eva Halloween
      February 10, 2013 at 11:13 am

      3 for content. -14 for effort.

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