Wait a Minute, Radical Islam….

Acadia Einstein

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I'm not sure how many radical Islamist terrorists read the site.  I'm guessing the number is pretty low or Anonymous would have already shut me down because of all the terror being percolated in the comments, so I am not 100% sure if I am going to get anyone to answer this, but the new cover of the French magazine whose bad ass writers pretty much new they were going to die has probably already angered you.

Because, as we all know....you said it is blasphemous to draw a picture of the prophet Mohammed.  Now, apparently this isn't actually true and you are making up a rule so you can be all pissed off (like you need more reasons).  But, let's even pretend it WAS a rule.

If no pictures of him are allowed, how do you know that's him?  Maybe it is this guy:

Crown Prince Sultan bin Abdul Aziz Al-Saud

Or this guy:

Sheikh Mohammed Bin Zayed Al Nahyan crown prince of Abu Dhabi

But let's give you the benefit of the doubt and say the hats are different.  I am sure if I had a long enough lunch break I could find a dude with the same hat.  Point is, that anyone saying this is blasphemous isn't even right empirically.  If me saying that it is a pic of Mohammed is enough to make you come and kill me, then why even make him Arab?  Let's try a test:

Dear Radical Islam - here is Mohammed, being sad that you are such jerks and eating his feelings because he doesn't know how to deal with you:

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What do you mean that isn't Mohammed?  How do you know?  No hat?

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How's that?  Better?  Worse?  Same?

Oh, and if anyone else holds up a sign that says: Je Suis Charlie, punch them in the face.  You aren't Charlie unless you post their terribly drawn cartoons.  Seriously, they are martyrs to free speech and Captain Crunch looks way better than anything they draw.  Life isn't fair.

And just in case you think I could be wrong about my theory, please bear in mind that BILLIONS of people think this is Jesus.  Idiots.

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I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on Smashwords.com) and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Six years and counting....

11 Comments

  1. lonebannanadotcom
    lonebannanadotcomReply
    January 14, 2015 at 3:00 pm

    i am offended. everybody knows jesus is white and american!

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    • Rick
      RickReply
      March 19, 2015 at 8:18 pm

      looks at camel ….this isn’t a watering hole …hands alien the keys don’t bother locking up
      religion ….bless me father to shillalah whats your point

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      • Rick
        RickReply
        March 19, 2015 at 8:25 pm

        by the way the armed forces officers club and hotel is the best place in the middle east ….isis old Hezbollah from syria lebanon ….iran and backed with cia money …..its just building seven love …buying stock i weapons will not help sudan nor vanuadu

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  2. TGNP
    January 14, 2015 at 3:05 pm

    The fact that the Jesus image is ‘shopped onto a piece of digital artwork from http://www.digitalblasphemy.com just seems like this post has either come full-circle or gone “full retard”.

    Discuss.

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  3. Cider
    CiderReply
    January 14, 2015 at 3:30 pm

    Everything about this is perfect and amazing. Well done. RIP.

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  4. sangfroid63
    January 14, 2015 at 3:36 pm

    Je Suis Acadia. American Jesus will harden your arteries for that blasphemy.

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  5. Gabe (@G1NG3RM4N)
    January 14, 2015 at 3:48 pm

    Forget about the Momo’s, the Pastafarians are gonna skin you alive for that picture of Capt’n Crunch.

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  6. Paddy
    PaddyReply
    January 14, 2015 at 11:23 pm

    Absurd, perfectly absurd..

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  7. Scott Moore
    January 15, 2015 at 9:03 pm

    Well, you showed amazing judgement in not mentioning Chula. He’d show you some wrath.

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  8. Scott Moore
    January 15, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    Dafuq Android spellwreck? I meant Cthulhu. Of course this happened. Now I’m on the list. RIP me.

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