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uber en route

This week we discuss:

Uber launching driverless cars

The flood in Louisiana that nobody seems to care about

Ryan Lochte is a douche

Paul Manafort/Steve Bannon Trump nonsense

Syria is terrible and nobody knows what to do

Those were the official topics, but other things that came up were: why capitalism is evil, how grocery stores were like the Uber of 1930, how sad it is that we didn’t make a better hashtag about Lochte, Al Roker throwing shade, and the saga of Market Basket (a family owned grocery chain) in New England as an example of a whole lot of people actually working together to keep something good.

That’s not all though, Acadia also had his “sports minute” and his weekly update on stuff about Charlotte McKinney which nobody cares about is very important.

al roker having none of it

“Bby, pls.” – Al Roker

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2 Comments

  1. Acadia Einstein
    August 22, 2016 at 12:03 pm

    Wake up, sheeple.

    • Cider
      CiderReply
      August 22, 2016 at 2:41 pm

      By the way, very unfortunately, what I always think of when someone says this is that Daniel Carver guy from Howard Stern saying “Wake up, white people.” in his terrible creepy drawl.

      You’re welcome.

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