Wilson Phillips – Release Me

Acadia Einstein


I'm sick so you should probably check in to see if I die or not.  I didn't ever give anyone my login so if anyone starts posting as me make sure they aren't calling themselves Arcadia or Acadia E1nstein.  The staff is tricky and think if they can pretend I am alive they will eventually find my gold.  KEEP DREAMING!

Oh, and here's a 90s song.  *craps self, shivers and cries for an hour*

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on Smashwords.com) and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Six years and counting....


  1. Dan Brill
    January 9, 2015 at 11:29 pm

    You must really feel awful sobe this is the shortest Friday Nineties essay I recall. I hope it’s not Ebola. These ladies come from musical royalty. Which, like real royal families, are batshit crazy.

  2. Acadia Einstein
    January 10, 2015 at 11:31 am

    It is definitely ebola. And get an avatar. It is my dying wish.

    • Eva Halloween
      January 11, 2015 at 5:43 pm

      The No Avatar avatar is bigger and has the most boobs, so it is clearly the most important avatar.


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