Author:
Christy

‘Snot Snakes’ Create Goopy Traffic Mess in Oregon

Oregon State Police reported Thursday that a truckload of Hagfish, colloquially known as “slime eels” or “snot snakes”, overturned near milepost 131 on U.S. 101, on the Oregon Coast due west of Salem, and caused a traffic collision that no amount of paper towels will ever be able to clean up.

Author:
Acadia Einstein

Twitter Wars – American Style

Ahhh Twitter.  Where else can you get jokes that take hours to write so that they seem super spontaneous, tons of personal resolutions that you can’t follow up on because they are gone too quickly, thousands of people tweeting about ways to promote your personal brand while the world falls apart and the poor goofs…