lampshade2

  1. You don’t have to entertain anybody
  2. The remote is all yours!
  3. The cat curls up next to you
  4. Dinner can be whatever you want
  5. Nobody can tell stories about how drunk you were
  6. You are the only one who knows you really did wear the lampshade for a hat
  7. You don’t have to kiss anybody at midnight
  8. There is NOBODY there hollering, “MOM!!!”
  9. You can be naked