About My Mom

Look, Ma...I drawed a picture for you.

The following are answers kindergarten students provided to the questions posed.  Most are pretty darn funny; I omitted the sweet ones.  I mostly just like laughing.  Lookit puppies sleeping in a big pile if you wanna “awww.”

My mom has ________ hair:

• blonde, clean hair with a weird black bump
• black, shaved-down and soft
• sometimes curly black
• straight brown and stuff
• sometimes curly
• dirty
• messy yellow
• clean
• brownish-blackish
• curly
• brown tangle-y
• black straight and curly.

My mom cooks the best _____:

• spaghetti but I don’t eat it; I make my own macaroni & cheese in the microwave
• octopus
• frito pie
• food
• roast beast
• salad
• Little Debbie’s
• squid psghetti

My mom’s favorite restaurant is:

• Golden Corral
• McDonald’s
• Jack in the box
• Dominoes
• some Chinese place with the Jello
• that place with the lady waitress with the big butt who gived me ice cream.

My mom relaxes by:

• sleeping
• sitting
• sleeping while lying down
• taking a nap in the bed
• lying around in the bed
• watching Ghost Hunters
• watching TV but she won’t tell me what show
• watching the TV but not cartoons, only people stuff shows
• taking a rest
• lying in the hammock but only alone;  it doesn’t work if other people are there even if you are only in the yard you still have to go inside
• roller skating
• The best answer by far was:  “My mom relaxes by taking a bath because Daddy got her a new faucet but then she has to take a shower.”

What do you and your mom enjoy doing together?

• We like to clean everything in the house especially the glass thing
• Watching Sponge Bob
• Maybe we like going to the park together?
• watching General Hospital
• lying in the bed together
• playing Monopoly on the Wii
• going to the mall for gumballs
• cleaning my closet
• looking for rocks and maybe worms.

My mom is really good at:

• drawing circles
• waitressing
• kickboxing
• my homework
• washing my hair
• doing me a braid
• watching TV
• running but I’m faster ’cause she’s fat
• holding me under the water
• lying on the couch
• macaroni & cheese
• cooking me some food
• not stepping on Legos unless it is dark and then she does and she yells and I want her to just use a flashlight but she said no, I need to pick up my toys.

My mom helps me:

• clean my room
• zip my backpack when it’s full of stuff
• write words
• sometimes cook cookies like that, yum
• write words correctly
• cook dinner
• read books, cereal boxes & billboards
• find stuff sometimes
• doing stuff I need to do & when I will get some hard homework I might want her to help me read my homework so I know what to do so I ask her, “What does this say?,” and she usually tells me but the pages I don’t do are the ones she won’t read to me
• she puts me to sleep a lot.

My mom is prettiest when:

• she goes out on dates
• she washes the dog
• she wears dresses but that’s only sometimes
• she gets married in a wedding
• she scrubs the floor
• she goes to the hair salon
• it is after school
• it is morning
• maybe when it’s afternoon?
• when she changes my sister’s diaper
• when she wears her turquoise earrings
• she goes places.

My mom likes it when I:

• do what she says the first time
• she likes it when I am asleep because I am not talking but I was raised to be a talker but she likes me not to talk so when I am asleep she likes it
• when I walk away from sisters in a fight
• play video games
• do the silverware
• don’t do bad stuff
• play with her
• clean my room but I don’t do it much
• bes nice
• clean the bathroom floor
• do what she says without arguing.

My mom is the best because:

• she lets me stay
• she cooks dinners for us almost every night
• sometimes she gives me treats with surprises like a diamond
• sometimes she lets us play outside
• she cooks food most days
• she makes good stuff and my bed and sometimes she wears dresses and she is nice when she isn’t mad

Happy Mother’s Day!