Soooo, it was Thanksgiving yesterday.  And now it’s Friday.  So why not have a song that says “Thank U” all through it?  So feast (get it?  Feast?) your eyes on Alanis and listen to her thank people in a very difficult to understand manner.  I’m glad I include the lyrics in these thing.  Thank you India?  WTF did India do?  Maybe she meant “thank you hot chick dressed up like an Indian” from the banner pic.  That’s  what I mean.  I’m always thankful when hot chicks dress up like Indians.  My fave butter is Land O’ Lakes.  That’s some sexy butter.

Oh, and Alanis Morissette naked is about what you would think.  And I cannot think of anyone who would sit naked in ANY public transportation vehicle in any city on this planet.  But she does it.  Yes she does.  Crazy naked Canadian thanking India for something or other.  Wow, what a decade the 90’s was.  Take some chick, let her record some conversation she had with her boyfriend, put some music around it and make it a hit.  I could have done that with conversations I had with my old girlfriends.  I could have had hits like: “Where are you going?”, “Who’s that guy?” and “I’m sure nobody saw”.  Damn my life!  Video and lyrics after the jump.

Alanis Morissette – Thank U


How about getting off of these antibiotics
How about stopping eating when I’m filled up
How about them transparent dangling carrots
How about that ever elusive kudo
Thank you India
Thank you terror
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you frailty
Thank you consequence
Thank you thank you silence
How about me not blaming you for everything
How about me enjoying the moment for once
How about how good it feels to finally forgive you
How about grieving it all one at a time
Thank you India
Thank you terror
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you frailty
Thank you consequence
Thank you thank you silence
The moment I let go of it was
The moment I got more than I could handle
The moment I jumped off of it was
The moment I touched down
How about no longer being masochistic
How about remembering your divinity
How about unabashedly bawling your eyes out
How about not equating death with stopping
Thank you India
Thank you providence
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you nothingness
Thank you clarity
Thank you thank you silence
yeah yeah
ahh ohhh
ahhh ho oh
ahhh ho ohhhhhh
yeaahhhh yeahh