My America is Charlotte McKinney

Acadia Einstein


Usually when there is a holiday weekend I try to do something that is going to let people know they should have a good time and whatever.  But honestly I love Charlotte McKinney so much that I can’t even think straight.  Not for any pervy reasons.  I just mean that she is making the most of her shot and she seems to have some comedy chops (and by that I mean she did a snapchat that made me laugh and she did this scene) and I want her to be a big success.

Or I want her to decide she wants to live in Westchester and work in NY so she can sit next to me on the train instead of that dude that always does right now.  I don’t have anything AGAINST that guy, per se.  I just think Charlotte would be more fun.  Oh, and you don’t wish people a happy Memorial Day as we learned in the podcast so instead why not wish someone a “Happy Charlotte McKinney in a halter top post”?  It might not be a DAY but it is worth celebrating.  And you can get on the bandwagon now while there’s room.  So Happy CMIAHTP to you and if you want to see the rest of the pics go here.

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....

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