bikini flag


I’m fairly sick of being told how to properly display the flag. This is especially true when it’s some slavering lunatic who feels the need to hospitalize flag burning hippies while on his way to a put a Christian Flag on a pole above the nations flag with the Stars and Bars flying from his customized Coal Burner.

In the spirit of peace, love and the Superficial Gallery I’m moving the debate to flag wearing American women. I’m not going to lift one little finger if a slavering lunatic starts to feel the need to confront one of these patriotic women. He’ll deserve the sound beating he’ll get for trying to lower the flag.

I do have one question: If the star pattern is on the right does that mean she’s in distress and needs my assistance? If it’s a  Long Island Iced Tea or some emergency lotion application I’m standing by and ready.