Look at her. Just laying there. Too lazy to even put on her bathing suit. Shameful. She’s probably drunk. And I bet that’s not even her pool. In fact, that sort of looks like MY pool. I will be right back. I need to kick a drunk lazy naked lady out of my yard. Click below if you want more pics of her.

Amy Weber

*Update – I remembered after I went outside that I only have a pool in that space of time before you fall asleep, and you are trying to make up your own dreams. 🙁