I’m fascinated with strange, weird, and bad tattoos. I always try to figure out what goes through someone’s mind when they get something horrible permanently drawn on their body. Sometimes intentions are noble, such as when a person wants a portrait of their child but then the tattoo artist just totally blows the execution of said portrait. Other times, ideas aren’t well thought out, like with the poor bloke who tattoos the name of some gold digger that’s stringing him along on his arm or chest. Those all have their place in my heart, but my favorite ones are those that are just totally out of nowhere. I’ve found a good example of such a tattoo for today’s pic.
And Now For Something Completely Different

This is one of my favorite tattoos of all time. It’s not the naked Indian girl, or the fact that she’s wearing a chief’s headdress, or even that her nails look like she had them done in a Vietnamese Nail & Torture Salon that does it for me. Hell, it’s not even the delicious, delicious corn dog. It’s the squirrel teeth coupled with the sinister look in her eyes. I can just see her showing up in an LSD induced hallucination, wrapped around my wang-doodle like a crazed and vengeful native gremlin, looking exactly like that, just before she applies a liberal amount of disfiguring straight razor to my nether bits and runs off with my nuts stuffed in her cheeks. It’s just plain creepy.
I think someone got in grandma’s cupboard and snorted her cornmeal! :p
PIE! Not Scary corn dogs.
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Wow, they got a pie tattoo with a picture of a cherry cheesecake.
That pie looks kinda yummy! I wouldn’t want it on my body though….. as a tattoo I mean.. the pie might feel kinda nice! :>D
Does that thigh look right to you? And the calf and shin look a little ‘manly’. The rest of it’s Absolutely Fine. I have no problem with that. What I do have a problem with however, is the bandying of the word “Cupboard”. Watch it. That’s all I’m saying…