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Billy Mays here for...

Billy Mays here for...


Here’s someone I don’t give a shit about: Michael Jackson.

Not that I think his music was bad or whatever, loved the music, just really, work up an emotion over his death? Are you kidding me?

The Universe sensed my lack of emotion on this death and today, bit back.

DEVELOPING: Television pitchman Billy Mays — who built his fame by appearing on commercials and infomercials promoting household products and gadgets — died Sunday, MyFOXTampa.com reports.

This is a tragedy on many levels. Above all else, Mays was taken from this World before we could truly see the epic battle of the pitchmen that was around the corner with the Sham Wow dude.

I’ve never purchased OxiClean, but damn if I didn’t consider doing so loaded on booze at 2 in the morning a couple of times.

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11 Comments

  1. Gavin

    I’ll miss you Billy.

    P.S. Michael who?

    Reply
  2. Richard Basile

    I can still hear him screaming at me.

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  3. Acadia

    He was on that plane that blew it’s front tire out. USAirways is shitting itself right now.

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  4. C.B. Jones

    I’ve watched Pitchmen, I enjoyed his silliness behind the scenes. He will be missed.

    I wonder what happens with that show now though. Will Sully host solo, or will they scout the scary shamwow dude?

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  5. Joelle

    what?

    I just woke up.

    WHAT?

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  6. jethro

    his constant yelling never made me want to buy anything but stronger batteries for my remote so I may turn the channel down quicker.

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  7. Maitland

    and hopefully the stars aligned to keep stronger batteries out of your hands.

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  8. Chinaren

    “Here’s someone I don’t give a shit about: Michael Jackson.”

    Amen to that!

    Reply
  9. Wenko

    I have no love for pedophiles really…

    Reply
  10. Joelle

    I was never that big of an MJ fan anyways.

    The only celeb death that really effected me was Paul Newman.

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  11. midfielder1234

    I will miss you Billy Mays, who can forget his big booming voice yelling,

    “HI, I’M BILLY MAYS…”

    For some reason the products on tv never seemed to work, but if Billy Mays presented them the Oxi Clean could take darkest red wine out of a white shirt.

    Was his show any good? I recently saw a commercial for it, and it looked not to bad.

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