Author: Acadia Einstein

WB Making a Joker Movie with Martin Scorcese but not Jared Leto

Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?  No?  Well then do you want to know how I got these scars?  Nothing?  Well then I’m not gonna kill ya; I’m just gonna hurt ya, really really bad.  Because if you want to make a joker in the movies you need to make sure he has a catch phrase even though they managed to NEVER give him one throughout 175 years or whatever of comic books.  And now, apparently, we are going to get another bite at the white and green apple.  And Jared Leto is probably...

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Monster Mania 37 – Recap and Review

Usually when I go to a convention it is just me.  Then earlier this year Shooey came to one and this time Jenn AND Shooey came but not at the same time because why would we ever do anything normally?  I gave Monster Mania 36 good ratings and since a ton of stuff stayed the same this time around I am not going to waver from my impressions of a lot of the stuff because they stayed the same or improved a bit, but I do have a few things to say about the guests and how the Gallery’s...

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Monster Mania – Day One

If you are going to Monster Mania in Cherry Hill, NJ, and live in Westchester County, here is an example of a bad travel plan: Leave at 1:00 – go way out on Long Island, then spend 500 hours driving through Brooklyn for some reason, get stopped by 50 cops then drive through a monsoon on the New Jersey Turnpike.  All of it during rush hour on one of the last Friday’s of the summer.  GENIUS! But whatever (it is genuinely all Shooey’s fault) we got here and Shooey got a pic with Jennifer Carpenter and we talked to...

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One Week Away from Monster Mania!

Us Gallery Folk love going to horror conventions in New Jersey and Monster Mania is one of our favorites.  There is something about a bunch of people who all share the common goal of walking around some booths and getting some pics with people famous enough to be appealing but not famous enough to skip the convention. I have heard people say that these sorts of shows are exploiting celebs but to me it is the most victimless of crimes.  Sure, I wondered why John Cusack needed to get paid $45.00 to get his picture taken.  But then I...

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The Dark Tower Review – It’s Complicated

I just got back from seeing The Dark Tower and honestly, “It’s complicated” is not a thumbs up OR a thumbs down.  It’s just…complicated.  I don’t hate it.  I probably won’t go see it again in the theater.  I read some reviews after I got home and I get some people’s points but I also realize that the thing I thought going in was the thing that was going to make people prone to hating this movie. ONE MILLION SPOILERS FOR EVERYTHING AHEAD INCLUDING HOW YOU WILL DIE (maybe). There is no way to make Stephen King’s weird novels AS...

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Twitter Wars – American Style

Ahhh Twitter.  Where else can you get jokes that take hours to write so that they seem super spontaneous, tons of personal resolutions that you can’t follow up on because they are gone too quickly, thousands of people tweeting about ways to promote your personal brand while the world falls apart and the poor goofs who actually can’t figure out how to set up their printer and need actual help? Twitter has it all, but the real reason people show up are the feuds.  Twitter is the only place where famous rich people get to act like the rest...

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Summer Vacation with Jessica Simpson’s Boobs

Jessica Simpson did a GQ shoot in 2005 at the height of her powers.  I still don’t think there is a more American thing than that photoshoot.  And if we have to take a break at the gallery to do some things, having her near the top of the stack is not a bad idea at all. So while we will still be doing tongue updates, we will be holding off on new posts for a good chunk of the summer, for the most part, anyway.  The staff all has lyme disease, I think.  And I got some biiig...

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Africa by Toto sounds good regardless of synth mode chosen.

Seth Everman has 380k subs on Youtube and after seeing this video where he uses all the modes of his synthesizer to play Africa by Toto I can see why.  Doesn’t hurt that it is one of my favorite songs ever.  But what really ices it for me is that whoever this guy really is, I am just going to assume that Gene Belcher really slimmed down when he hit middle school and never gave up the synth and uses Seth Everman as his Internet name. Your dreams are the path you walk on, Gene....

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