Author: Christy Stevens

‘Snot Snakes’ Create Goopy Traffic Mess in Oregon

Oregon State Police reported Thursday that a truckload of Hagfish, colloquially known as “slime eels” or “snot snakes”, overturned near milepost 131 on U.S. 101, on the Oregon Coast due west of Salem, and caused a traffic collision that no amount of paper towels will ever be able to clean up.

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I Do Not Kill With My Gun – The Dark Tower Movie

It’s finally here. The long-awaited film adaptation of Stephen King’s epic 8-book magnum opus, “The Dark Tower”. It took a long time and, let’s be honest, Hollywood has not been particularly kind or true to Stephen King’s novels in the past. However, with Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey cast as Roland and The Man in Black, I found a glimmer of hope that this film would do the story and the characters justice. The trailer did not disappoint. Rather, it made me that much more excited.

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"As You Wish, Boss."

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you probably know who André the Giant is, whether it be from his wrestling career or from his memorable role in ‘The Princess Bride’. But like me, you may not know some of the more fun and interesting things about this colossal human being.

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Reddit Is Confusing Until It's Scary

I’ve been on the internet a LONG TIME. Like, I’m one of those people who was on BBS’s before I actually got real internet. I barely passed my high school typing class but actually learned to type (out of necessity) while working at AOL because I was on Messenger all day. I feel like I have cred and I’m a legit “Internet Person”. But there’s one thing that I was never able to actually get a handle on. Reddit. It just made no sense to me! The commenting is weird to follow and loops all back on itself. WTF...

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"Your dog did what?" Part 2

A couple days ago, I put up a poll to make people guess how Redneck Tommy’s Pit Bull lost its eye and promised to give the answer the next day. Then the poll didn’t work right and things got hectic and we had to bail Acadia out of a Russian prison. You know how it is. But I won’t leave you in suspense any longer! To continue the story, we were looking at a photo of a Pit Bull with one eye. Tommy said “You see he’s missing that eye? A horse kicked him in the head and he...

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"Your dog did what?"

This past weekend, the alternator went out on our car while we were driving down I-85 south of Atlanta. We had to stop in Newnan, Georgia to find someone who could replace it so we could make the 5 hour drive home. At Autozone, we were approached by a 40’s-ish man with about 4 total teeth on top, named Tommy. He sounded almost exactly like Boomhauer from “King of the Hill”. He said he’d do it for $50 if we bought the part. We ended up outside a singlewide on 4 acres while Tommy pulled out the bad alternator...

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Wire Sculpture Art For Fairy Nerds

I’m a little bit of a nut when it comes to fairies. I’ve loved them for as long as I can remember. I have little fairy figurines stashed all over my house, I bought my nieces dress-up fairy wings and I will unexpectedly stop short in front of people while window-shopping to look at fairy stuff in store windows. So when I saw these really amazing stainless steel wire fairy sculptures by Robin Wight, I squee’d like a little girl with a slew of doll clothes and a new kitten. I mean, look at them! LOOK AT THEM. They’re...

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Cramsey Reviews the KFC Double Down Sandwich

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard recently that KFC re-released their Double Down Sandwich for a limited time. The concept started out as an April Fool’s joke in 2010 that was so popular, the company actually started selling the abomination on April 12 that same month. It became so popular so quickly that KFC extended the sales period indefinitely and in the years following, started selling it around the globe.  It was taken off the menu in late 2010, but in certain areas you could still get one if you knew to ask and if the staff knew what you were talking about. They started promoting it again recently and it’s supposedly available from April 21 only through May 25. Since I’d been one of the brave few to actually eat not one, but TWO of these sodium bombs back when they were first available, I was the best barometer out of the Gallery staff as to whether it was still as amazing this go ’round. So I videoed myself eating one. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS76c6VLG20 Did I also mention that I’m gluten-intolerant? I GLUTEN’D MYSELF FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT SCIENCE! Now, if you’ll pardon me, I think I need to take a handful of low-dose aspirin. Kids, don’t try this at...

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