Author: cider

I’m Great at Costumes

Hey kids, Halloween is a big deal around these parts and I’m here to tell you that I have a fantastic costume planned for this year.

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Kind of a Big Deal

It’s Acadia’s birthday today, on this, the spookiest of days! A Friday the 13th which is also in the month of Halloween! Oooooooooooooooo. Careful, kids, if you say “Acadia Einstein” 6 times in front of a mirror in a dark room he appears behind you and says something in a ridiculous Maine accent. Or so I hear. Try it and report back! Happy birthday, fam! I hope it’s a great...

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A Guide for Men on Not Harassing Women

Apparently men in Silicon Valley (you already know the rest of this sentence won’t be good) are afraid to work with women, especially in light of the Harvey Weinstein debacle, because they’re afraid they won’t be able to do so without accidentally harassing them. Or, I’m sure more likely, without doing something they consider to be perfectly OK, which is actually harassment, which they will find confusing. Anne Victoria Clark wrote this really funny post on Medium about imagining your female coworker or associate is Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in order to treat her appropriately, and it’s pretty perfect....

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Donna Karan, You’re Not Helping

So Harvey Weinstein joins the ranks of disgusting pig men who are awful to women, as you all surely know by now. The fact that he’s a liberal does not excuse him (by the way the same applies to Louis C.K. but that’s for another post). Meryl Streep, Judi Dench, and Kevin Smith are among the bigger names who have made public statements condemning him and supporting victims.  But you know who’s not helping? Donna Karan. She’s not helping so much she’s actually making me actively angry I owned a pair of shoes she designed in the 90s. Listen,...

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