So apparently there is this company called Derby Kiss that makes shorts primarily for roller derby folks, and I have just been alerted to the fact that they make these really f***king cool color changing sequin shorts. (P.S. the music is terrible, watch without sound.)
Now I am trying to figure out in what context I need sequin shorts but even if the context is just “hanging out at home eating crackers” I think that might be reason enough.
They are so popular that they are all back-ordered, so get in line now, gals, to make your booty shiny and color change-y. Hey there’s nothing wrong with rubbing your own a$$ all day while staring in a mirror. Nothing at all.
You need them for when we go to cons.
If you expect me to wear them to cons then our “fans” better buy them for me. I’ll throw in fishnets for free.