So apparently there is this company called Derby Kiss that makes shorts primarily for roller derby folks, and I have just been alerted to the fact that they make these really f***king cool color changing sequin shorts. (P.S. the music is terrible, watch without sound.)

Now I am trying to figure out in what context I need sequin shorts but even if the context is just “hanging out at home eating crackers” I think that might be reason enough.

They are so popular that they are all back-ordered, so get in line now, gals, to make your booty shiny and color change-y. Hey there’s nothing wrong with rubbing your own a$$ all day while staring in a mirror. Nothing at all.