Awesome Alert: Color Changing Sequin Shorts Exist


So apparently there is this company called Derby Kiss that makes shorts primarily for roller derby folks, and I have just been alerted to the fact that they make these really f***king cool color changing sequin shorts. (P.S. the music is terrible, watch without sound.)

Now I am trying to figure out in what context I need sequin shorts but even if the context is just “hanging out at home eating crackers” I think that might be reason enough.

They are so popular that they are all back-ordered, so get in line now, gals, to make your booty shiny and color change-y. Hey there’s nothing wrong with rubbing your own a$$ all day while staring in a mirror. Nothing at all.

I'm the President of Not Helping Acadia at this site, as well as Editor-in-Chief because none of these monkeys whacking on keyboards can spell. My username has now been explained, you're welcome. If you don't like me I don't care. Become a writer for the site and post your own garbage then, you plebe.


  1. Acadia Einstein
    August 23, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    You need them for when we go to cons.

    • Cider
      August 24, 2016 at 8:09 am

      If you expect me to wear them to cons then our “fans” better buy them for me. I’ll throw in fishnets for free.

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