Bacon Jesus is Delicious
You may have already seen this pic floating around the interwebs over the last week or so. I believe it deserves a spot here at the Gallery, though, so you get to see it again. And if you haven’t seen it yet, well, I’m not sure there’s much I can say to prepare you for what you’re about to see. I’ll just say that it may be the most bizarre nativity scene you’ll see this Christmas. Enjoy!
My what stylish foil hats they're sporting there.
Why, oh sweet fuck, whyyyyyyy
And it’s in the oven. Cook and eat? Really? REALLY?
Mmm saurkraut.
I thought it was hashbrowns.
That’s not sauerkraut. It has to be hashbrowns. I demand someone make a cookie Jesus.
Who knew the Three Kings were conspiracy theorists? And who knew someone could be the Savior AND part of a nutritious breakfast?
Come on folks, be nice, or you’ll make the Baby Bacon Jesus cry..
Wait a second…this is a Jewish family made entirely of pork?
You didn’t notice the circumcisions?
WRYY???!! Imagine that this person’s hands, (probably super obese), smelled like baconhotdogs for weeks!
But, if they’re obese and fancy baconhotdog art, I’m willing to bet that they ALWAYS smell like baconhotdogs!