If you died and went to heaven, what do you think it would look like there?  Do you picture a bunch of half naked folks walking around on top of the clouds?  Not me.  In my heaven, everything is made of bacon.  The trees, the mountains, the rivers, everything.  There’s even a bacon waterfall.   Imagine my surprise when I found that someone had actually reached into my mind, pulled that image out, and made it a reality.  Now I can share my personal heaven with all of you.

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