Don’t know what Battle Royale is? Well aren’t you a stupid don’t know anything about Japanese post-apocalyptic nightmare world movie kind of person. Everyone knows that Battle Royale is the first movie that asked the question: What if you took a bunch of teenagers, stuck them on an island and made them kill each other until only one was left? Why? Some sort of social decay. Or something. I’m not sure.
But I DO know that everyone gets a weapon. Sometimes it is something good like a gun. Sometimes it’s crappy like a ping pong paddle or a feather. But no matter what, there is lots of killin’. And for some reason, the whole frigging movie is online and you can watch the whole thing right here. So do it! What else were you going to do?No tags for this post.