What do you want from me? It’s a bear date. They go out to eat at the finest deer that got hit by a car, then they go off into the woods and do it Yogi-style. I bet a little while later the guy said he forgot a meeting that he had at his bear office early the next morning on the other side of the…woods.
Warning: Bear Date is rated R and contains bear violence and bear…strong sexual content. Parental discretion is advised. For bears.
The rest of the romance after the jump!
I guess in bear land, he did buy her dinner first.
I love bears. Now I want to get one and keep it in my yard… with deer corpses
Bear Porn. I knew it would come to this.
It’s not porn – it’s nature. Fool!
It looks to me like she’s faking it. They probably shot three other movies that morning.
And you would know this…how?
Maybe this will start some trend that ends waxing.
Gawd, I hope not!
He didn’t buy her dinner! Those are leftovers! That’s not a date, that’s a booty call!
That deer was brand new! In bear courtship, it is like 4 star cuisine.
That’s the bear version of the Burger King “buck double.”
Who called Rule 34 on Rosie O’Donnell?
You might be a redneck if you share a slice of roadkill then make it in the woods..
You guys have no appreciation for nature’s splendor.
Typical bullshit redneck stereotype. Anytime I’ve ever eaten roadkill, it didn’t involve public sex, and anytime I’ve humped someone in public, it didn’t involve recycled venison.