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Beetlejuice 2 is Happening and Here's a Preview

Beetlejuice 2 is Happening and Here's a Preview


Well, I am sure that unless you care about Cuba (and I don’t since I already saw Godfather II) the biggest news on 12/17/2014 was the announcement that Tim Burton is going to do a sequel to Beetlejuice and both Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder will be in it.  And as a card carrying Gen X-er I have a raging boner for the entire project.  I saw the original 14 times when it came out.  And I am not exaggerating.  I know for a fact I saw it that many times because I was on Hilton Head island with my friend.  He was rich and I was not but his parents let me come to his condo for a week.

There was a movie theater and it was showing Beetlejuice and it rained most of the week and we saw it twice a day.  Truth.  we were there nine days and we saw it twice a day every day that wasn’t travel.  So I am an expert.  And that’s why I am going to bring you up to speed on the principle players in the original movie and what the odds are of getting them back.

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Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.


  1. hoodchick

    GD is on Gray’s Anatomy this year. She’s had some jacked up botox that totally freaked me out early in the season.

    • Acadia Einstein

      Seriously? She already had big fat cheeks!

  2. Nico Toscani

    They can use CG to put Otho in. It worked for Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

    • Acadia Einstein

      Didn’t think of that. Good call.

  3. stacyfrazer

    Raging boner.

  4. Cider

    SO EXCITED I CAN’T EVEN. Also I am traumatized by the molester. I did NOT know this. Gross. Figures. It’s part of why he hated Ferris so much. I’m glad my twin Jennifer Grey kicked him in the nuts in that movie.


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