The Best Gif I Ever Made – Happy 4th of July

Acadia Einstein

AMERICA!  Where you can have a gross sex tape and then sue someone for putting it on the Internet and win high dollars because millionaires hate journalism and listicles.  Try accomplishing that in Austria!


I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....


  1. Sangfroid
    July 4, 2016 at 8:14 am

    YAY ACADIA’S BACK! *looks at gif* yay acadia’s back

  2. Cider
    July 5, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    America! Where it is your right to not have anything bad said about you if you’re rich! The rest of us slobs are obviously to blame for all the ills of society! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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