A black chick and a Jewish dude walk into a bar. The bartender says: “Hey, there were 10 white people in here with Mel Gibson and he said that all 10 of them were gonna be on Big Brother this summer cause they were so white and not Jewish!”
“That sort of seems racist and nonsensical” agreed the two minorities. “Julie Chen is…something not white and there is always a gay guy. Doesn’t Mel know one of those white guys is gay?”
“Mel doesn’t count the gays as people,” the bartender offered helpfully. “But I did hear him swearing that the network said that they needed to fit in at least two minorities and the Italian guy from New Jersey didn’t count. Next two people to jump in that van that has the ‘Honk if you love Jesus but you will blow me first’ bumper sticker get to be on the show!”
And that’s how we got the white-personest, hunkiest, big tittiest best lookingest Big Brother Ever! It’s like if Hitler watched this year’s Big Brother he would be all nudging everyone and saying: “SEE! I told you! Look how pretty!” And if appealing to Hitler were not bad enough, they seem to be saddled with the worst “twist” since season 5 (Big Brother slips you rufies). There is a “Saboteur” in the house. And he or she doesn’t want to win the 500k! Their job is to ‘wreak havoc’ in the house and if they last 5 weeks they get 50 grand. My official guess as to who it is, plus a ton more tit contestant talk after the jump!
I think the saboteur is the gay dude. My reasoning? When they were pretending to be surprised about being picked for the show, everyone was in a realistic-looking location except that bow-tied fool. He was standing in front of a white-board with like, four students sitting directly in front of him in waiting room chairs. It looked like a porn set. So that’s my guess. Ragan. The gay dude.
As for the concept of the saboteur, I think it is stupid right now. But if they allow him to give people the shits or paint them, I am 100% behind the twist. If it is just lame like the padlocking the food door, then I hope they catch the little bastard right away.
And now on to the tits! And before anyone gets confused or offended: I’m OBJECTIFYING them. I also hope some chick decides to write this with me cause I don’t want to admit how hunky the dudes are.
 Annie "Bisexual" Little Titties. |  Regular Sized Southern Titties. |  Deputy Sheriff Titties |
 Stealthy Big Titties. They're big, but they need to be coaxed out. |  Token Black Titties |  Ridiculously Enourmous Nuclear Nose Cones (psst...she's my favorite so far) |
Mel who? Always go with the blond!
Yes, truly the least diverse group EVER. The oldest player is 40. Does anyone else think that the Deputy looks like Pam from True Blood?
Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan, and LeBron James. Apparently jackassery happens in threes, too.
True Blood makes me tingle in all the right places. I’ve read every book and love how the season stays true to the concept but doesn’t make me watch the book I just read. I lust that show.
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And the black chick they have on is very light-skinned, too.
I hate the “Saboteur” twist. Why can’t they just play the goddamn game? It’s not like it’s not completely derivative in the first place? Why steal from even MORE reality shows?
In general, I root for the hot chicks and the only one I consider especially hot is Kristen. (I think that’s her name… the one on the bottom left of the tittie-description pix). Unless they prove to be evil… I’m generally unimpressed by giant fake tits so some of the others leave me unmoved. Although I do kinda like the Arkansas girl because she’s pretty funny… quick witted. Snappy dialog makes up for a lot. The Bi-girl is cute enough but seems to be kind of a pain in the ass.
Stealth titties is hot. Arkansas reminds me of the girl that was Marcellus’ hag a few years ago. What was her name? She liked cheese? AMY! I hope Arkansas is the new Amy except hot.
Acadia, you objectifying women…who would have thunk it?
Again, not a show I watch. Could never get into it.
I really need a chick on the panel, though. There must be some girl who likes watching all those hunky dudes. I know I sure do!
I’m not sure how to do the equivalent of rating breasts.
That’s not my problem. Objectifying men is your half of this gig.
I’ll see what I can do.
Brunette on the top is so beauty and sexy
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