Tonight’s recap will be suspended because Stealth Tits has been evicted. The HOH is not even decided yet cause they are doing an endurance challenge, so there is really nothing to talk about. If I had a bugle I would play TAPS. And I would drape a flag over her hippietarded jugs. Also, JW wrote something down there and you should read it. I need to be alone for a minute.
There has always been one question that has bothered me about any and all reality TV, Big Brother included.
Do the casting people make sure to cast very one dimensional stereotypes or do the people who try out make themselves INTO one-dimensional stereotypes in order to get cast? It’s like the chicken vs the egg question.
I ask this because there is no way that these interview clips we see on Big Brother are not scripted; there’s no way that these people can explain things so succinctly; there’s no way that Rachel can say “beeyoch” and mean it, there’s no way that Hayden can speak with that inflection, there’s no way that Kristen sounds like that, there’s no way that Enzo can have seen the Jersey Shore and not be aware of how he looks when he says what he says.
It doesn’t make sense; it’s reality but it’s not real. Anyways, they all take shit too serious; Kristen and Hayden touching fingers under a door and shit. Pfffth.
*cries*
just realized that whomever picked the first row across in tic tac toe just won in the lamest way
The first row didn’t count!
americans are “growing” cheaper every time………….