This week’s Big Brother sort of made me desperate to root for someone. Deep down, I think I was shooting for a Jewish Guy / Gay Guy / Stealth Tits / Mama Blonde alliance. Nobody would suspect it. But I am convinced that the Jewish guy now actively wants to lose, Stealth Tits has broken my heart by starting to flirt with Farm Boy. Although at least she is being less stealthy Boob-Wise.
Cold Steel Bullet Points after the jump!
- 5 minutes of recap. I think Big Brother watchers must be forgetful.
- Post Eviction Mega Hug Fest as usual. Those people are weird.
- They showed that EEEEHAW didn’t wear underwear to the HOH competition. I guess if I were going to be on live TV I’d wear a short dress and go commando (see pics).
- Andrew the Jewish guy jumped around like the just moved Palestine to Utah when Supertits won. His Yarmulke fell off. WTF is wrong with that guy?
- The Mean Girls (baby blonde and token black chick) were worried cause they hate Supertits.
- Team Finger has no strategy. Their strategy seems to be to make out and cry and say weird things that need to have subtitles (see pics).
- Team Finger does NOT go right after Farm Boy. They seem to want to be friends with him now. Fuck they’re dumb.
- Everyone in the house likes to say “target on their backs”. It’s sort of their thing. On the other hand, Farm Boy said that Stealth Tits was a “tough cookie to crack”.
- The Have/Have not competition involved tape. water and baby blonde and it was not sexy at ALL.
- The Mean Girls tried to convince Supertits that they should not be nominated. Supertits seemed unconvinced.
- Supertits nominated the Mean Girls
Sorry I don’t have more pics but Tivo is being a bitch ass. I want Monet to get voted out. I assume you will all think I am a racist but it is really because Baby Blonde admitted to PMS which sort of made me want to stay in the house longer and suffer. Maybe I’ll add more pics tomorrow. If you want more, post in the comments what you want. You can pick from the wall tape challenge – the invisible gay guy, the Plaque Attack T Shirt, fish sticks, stealth tits, Monet, the HOH room, EEEEHaw, Superman or the seldom seen: Farm Boy 2! Notice I did NOT say Meow Meow. I hate that guy.
Also – you’re a racist.
GO STEALTH TITS AND GAY GUY!
FYI: HALF THE CAPTIONS ACADIA WROTE AND VANGE WROTE THE REST. SEE IF YOU CAN TELL WHICH IS WHICH!
If she nominates Monet and she doesn’t get evicted, does that mean she got Monet for nothing and the chick went free?
So far I’m rooting for Stealth Tits because she’s incredibly hot, and Baby Blonde because she’s the only one that’s entertaining. Although I may rescind the latter if she continues to be this bitchy. I’m chalking it up to the PMS.
“If she nominates Monet and she doesn’t get evicted, does that mean she got Monet for nothing and the chick went free?”
You are terrible. Mark Knopfler is going to key your new car for that.
These shows are still on? I stopped watching TV in 2005 and thought TV stopped existing with my decision not to watch it again. Oh well, if people wanted a bunch of regular peeps, with their psychological problems displayed in public, they should just watch people show off their goodies on Cam4.com. What a freak show!
There isn’t anyone like-able on this show; red hair supa-boob is annoying, young blonde is annoying, the model chick is annoying, the brigade is annoying for calling themselves “the brigade”, the jersey shore guy is super super super annoying… is it bad to just root for the redhead out of pure lust/gawking?
Oh yeah and the redhead was wearing underwear; CBS is just super puritan about the blur.