I don’t understand this show.  Why is Brendan telling EEE HAW that he LOVES her?  Why are they apologizing to the people who they want out of the house?  Why do they not try to make friends in the house instead of just making out and simpering all the time?  Superman is the sissiest sissy of sissies.  He just keeps telling her he loves her.  It’s been what?  Two weeks? *Looks at picture of evicted people* Three or maybe four weeks?  GAH.

***We interrupt this regularly scheduled recap to comment on Stealth Tits’  amazing rack.  You could but those things on a bullet and I would let someone shoot me in the face with them.***

  • The Veto is about pinball.  They are doing the trade up prizes thing.
  • Britney is a trashy mean spirited little jack-face.

    • This is science.

  • Stealth Tits SUCKS at Pinball.
  • Wizard Superman really does sound like a douche as he announces things.
  • EEE HAW is good at shit.    Like – maybe it’s stupid Superman holding her back.
  • Stealth Tits is out of Veto.  Now the rest of the show is gonna suck.  I may not even do any more bullet points until the end of the show.
  • It really is funny how nobody in the house is talking to each other.  Oops – I talked!
  • I’m working on a graph now that has nothing to do with this post.  That’s how boring this Veto is.
  • Stealth Tits is stupid for not fighting for the veto.  GET RID OF FARM BOY AND GIVE ME A REASON TO WATCH!
  • The Hippietard is a reason to watch.
  • The little finger touching under the door is AWFUL.  I want to blow up Farm Boy and kidnap Stealth Tits and take her to my lair.  Remind me to get a lair.
  • I forgot I was doing the recap.  I made that chart of Fast Food popularity on the right while they make it seem like there might be a veto!
  • Baby Blonde needs to stop yapping and NOT veto anyone.
  • Thank you.  Fuckers.  Good thing  I made that chart.
  • I’m getting really pissed at this show.
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