JW and I were on IM discussing the week’s happenings on Big Brother when he revealed to me something that I had not known before.  There are PEOPLE who RECAP BIG BROTHER on YouTube!  They watch the live feeds and write things down and as a result KNOW things.  So then they make movies talking about what they saw.  So then we went looking for some and

Stealth Tits Two - THE REVENGE

we found some people who looked all professional and immediately discarded them.  So we narrowed it down to people who were doing it for the love of the show and because they had some kind of camera.  So we narrowed it down to two and we need you to pick which one of them is gonna be the official video recapper/spoiler guy for the site.  Oh, and everything happened exactly as I said it would.  Mama Blonde got evicted.  The stupid Sabotager thing is done with and Camel Toe Brittany Baby Blonde is the new HOH!

Oh, and here’s the thing JW sent.  And if it wasn’t for him we would not have that pic on the right of the new Stealth Tits.  Baby Blonde has been very cagey with her nose-cones and now that she is HOH I hope she will be forced to…I don’t know, do something bitchy and then take off her shirt.

Matt is still the favorite and most compelling person in this. Everyone online talks about Rachel, or her guy or Brittnnnaaay (however she spells that), but Matt comes off as this affable graphic designer who has these random bouts of evil or luck and he accepts him. He’s like a character in that Scott Pilgrim movie everyone is falling all over. Lies about his wife dying (with her RESPECTING the move), having a stupidly named alliance while also convincing everyone that he’s tight with just them only; Matt is playing chess while everyone else plays checkers. A win for him is also a win for evolution, so there is the pick.

Here is a fun article from hardcore fansite. Also, behold the seedy underside of people who watch the live feed. NSFW

Anyways. haven’t see the show yet, but I predict that Matt uses his diamond whatever and saves himself, then puts Brendon up, then kills him with the diamond whatever then becomes HOH by standing on a golf tee for the longest covered in Brandon’s fresh blood. Then there is an interview with him in his eight-year old jammies in which he “aw shucks” what he did while also cheerily getting on his team members.

Twenty9cast – Thirty One

Now, after the jump:

  • AccountingFan2008 with his unlit Xmas light strewn basement recap
  • SeanFlemingShow with his professional microphone and terrified voice and bottle of Febreeze.
  • Some video of EEEE HAW that JW found where she sits under a waterfall but doesn’t turn into a unicorn or anything.

Vote in the comments. Seriously.