I wasn’t sure if you knew this, but chicks seem to think that wearing a cowboy hat with their bikini is pretty sexy.  I guess it is, but I have to think that if you were looking at some hot chick in bikini you wouldn’t be looking at her hat.

Unless it was a chef’s hat.  Or an army helmet.  No.  One of those old time German Army helmets with the big spike on the top.  That I would look at.  But I wouldn’t go near Hayden Panettiere if she had a helmet like that.  She’s so short she could probably stab me under the chin.  She needs to wear the chefs hat.  And she can make me tea.  Yep.  Chef’s hat and bikini.  Making me tea.

Cowboys aren’t sexy.

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