This week, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, I bring you yet another Russian bikini model. I’m not sure if Anne Vyalitsyna is best known for dating Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine or for her 8 year run in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, and frankly I don’t care. She measures 34-24-34, has blond hair and green eyes, and has been modeling since the age of 15. She has appeared on the covers of Vogue, ELLE, and Glamour, and is one of the most beautiful women in the world. The pictures speak for themselves. I dare you to disagree! Go ahead! Also, in related news, Adam Levine is now single. ::swoon:: Maybe I can get him in a bikini… Until then, see you all next week, same bat time, same bat channel.
She’s not bad, but I’m pretty sure I could find at least twenty Russian mail order brides who are at least as hot, if the internet is to be believed.
Does that really work? Because if so, I’ll take two!
I don’t know, seems like there’s plenty to go around…
Well, if there’s any place that would never lie to you, it’s the internet.
I know; the qualification is hardly even necessary! Still, I’d hate to be accused of deliberately misleading anyone.
Well I know what I”m asking for this Christmas.
Wait, is this what you get for being very, very good, or very, very naughty?