For those who don’t watch Dancing With the Stars, this is Cheryl Burke, one of the professional dancers on the show. As you can see, ballroom dancing does her body good, just like milk.

What gets me, though, is that Cheryl gets flack over her weight. She’s clearly not fat. Curvy, yes! Fat, NO!

There are those out there, though, that confuse womanly curves with being overweight, which is just preposterous in my opinion. Real women have curves. Real woman are not size 0 stick figures.

Hell, if I had my way, I’d be built just like Cheryl. But alas, two kids have done a number on my body, so all I can do is pretend that I’m built like her.