Hey! Look! It’s Cinco de Mayo! So just like everyone else on the Internet I am featuring a Mexican in my post for the day. Fergie (the Mexican one, not the drunk English ex-princess one). Technically only one of her great grandmother’s was Mexican but it counts because I am super lazy and if i picked an actual Mexican they might have had one of those weird squiggles over one of the letters and no way am I buying a whole new keyboard just so you pervs can get grammatically correct bikini pics. So instead you get these. And that’s not a bad deal at all!
Bikini Sunday – Fergie

She does nothing for me (above the waist.)
Is this her waist or yours?
Lovely lady lumps (someone had to say it.)
I saw one pic of her at a concert that looked like she wet herself. That put a damper on my dirty lust for her. I’d still let her ride me like a Harley on a bad piece of road, just not as enthusiastically.